10 Signs You Are Now a TITO
August 26, 2018
Being a Tito is both a curse and a privilege, It's a sign of maturing with the many responsibilities that comes with it. So are you ready to find out if you're a tito? Here are some signs to know if you're a tito.
1. Your Choice of Drinks Changes
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You find yourself going after the stronger alcohols like scotch, whisky, and rum. People who mixes it makes you laugh, and people who drink red horse is pitiful
2. You Prefer Drinking At Home
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Why go out in a loud and crowded place where you are restricted to act in a mannerly fashion? just drink at home with your compadres and speak as loud as you can
3. You’re the Go To Person for Advices
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Titos are wise, experienced human beings, that’s why people often go to you for advice
4. You Always Visit Hardware Stores
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Let’s face it you’re a tito if everytime you go to the mall you always stop by the hardware store, and knows the difference between a flat and philips.
5. You Know the Lyrics to All Pinoy Tambay Songs
When you can sing a song drunk without mistakes, you’ve definitely mastered the lyrics. Common tito songs are from Parokya ni Edgar, Eraserheads, and Rivermaya.
6. Your Social Media Activity is Limited only to One
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You may have a ton of social media accounts from when you were younger but now your social media activity is limited only to 1 social media outlet, commonly facebook, cause who needs IG, twitter, snapchat and the likes when you can do everything in one site
7. Car is life
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If you are a single tito, your car is your life. You love to drive around, clean and maintain your car. So much so that if someone scratches it, they’re in for one hell of an argument
8. You’d Prefer to Stay at Home
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Have you ever said no to an invitation simply because you wanted to stay home, congratulations my friend, you are a tito
9. Sleep is important
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As a tito, there’s nothing you value more than the ability to sleep, you don’t care if your friends are still up chatting on facebook, or out and about at 11pm, you need to sleep cause tomorrow is another day.
10. You Enjoy Dad Jokes
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One tito trait whose charm easily wears out. For some reason they are huge fans of cheesy dad jokes, these are jokes so cheesy sometimes it can be funny but often are humorous only to those who spit it.
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